Yesterday Kane and I killed Bunny BigEars. I bit out the eyes. And they were good and crunchy. We were surprised to learn that this bunny had a butthole. Well, I guess Kane created the butthole because there was some excess chocolate where it's ass was supposed to be (one ASSumes it was placed there to secure the bunny to the cardboard) but after biting off this nub, this bunny had a butthole. I was right about it being shitty chocolate. Kane said it kind of made his mouth feel tingly. In a chemical way.
Either way, I feel less guilty about throwing the damn thing out. I did eat the eyes, so technically I ate it.
Like my pun, by the way? Yeah, I am really funny.