Friday, August 26, 2005

I've been called out! Lisa has tagged me. OK, since it's been a long time since I updated, I will accept this challenge.
Here we go:
7 Things I Would Never Do
1. Watch any episode of Sex & The City. Ever. And that's a fucking promise.

Quick! Which one escaped from the Central Park Zoo?? If you said the shaggy lion in the front, you are correct.
2. Wear short shorts with anything written on the ass, like "HOTTIE", "JUICY" or "I'M UNDERAGE". This also goes for sweatpants. Or loungepants.
3. Kiss a rodeo clown (thanks, Dave Letterman!)

4. Write a fan letter to Criss Angel a.k.a. MINDFREAK

5. Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and....desert you!
6. Be a teen mom. I'm 26! My dream of going to school with my own child will never be realized.

7. Give someone a copy of 1991 classic "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead" on DVD.

Don't EVEN make me post a picture of Keith Coogan in the famous "The dishes are done, man!" scene. You don't need to see that. No one does.
Now, who shall I tag??! MWAHHH-HA_HA_HA!
Kane, Buck, Robert, Lani, Diana and Matt.
See you in hell, bitches. *mindfreak!*

Thursday, August 18, 2005

My friend Vin is so badass. Check out his sweet bike, and his sweet pet shark. He named him Sharkie Shark, since he got him in the early 90's. He also had "the Funky Bunch", but Sharkie ate them all. They were more "Delicious" than "Funky".
Anyway, if you try to fuck with Vin, be warned. Your body will never be found!
Neighborhood kids don't even walk past Vinnie's house anymore. They run for their lives, not only from Sharkie, but also because Vin's bike is so fucking sweet that it'll melt the eyes right out of their heads!
Well, I decided it's time for a whole new look for my blog. It deserved a makeover. As do I. I think I'll either get my nails done, OR get a face tattoo. I still haven't decided! A woman's work is never done, you know! Too many cooks spoil the soup! One man's trash is another man's treasure! Although they look similar, aspirin and candy are not the same! Borrowing grandpa's boots will NOT make you live longer! Wait....what was I talking about?

I think the merriest Christmas any smoker can have is finding a cure for lung cancer. That, and maybe a new turtleneck sweater. To protect their scratchy smoker-throat.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Originally uploaded by moetricia.
And now, I interrupt your regularly scheduled blog with photos of Kane wearing my new turquoise necklace and spinning around.
This is what happens at 1:30am after guests go home and we get overly tired.

Originally uploaded by moetricia.
8:02pm: Fizzie discovers Kane's cells phone, and tries to make some calls. He tries to order chinese food, and his mouth waters at the very thought. Mmmmm....

Originally uploaded by moetricia.
8:04pm: After realizing that he doesn't know any phone numbers, Fizzie tries to devour Kane's cell phone. He is not successful.

Originally uploaded by moetricia.
8:09pm: Fizzie gives up on cell phone, moves instead to empty coke bottle. Kane tries to renew his interest in his cell phone, but with no luck.

Friday, August 12, 2005

I took the movie test, and even though I've never seen this movie, I guess it's pretty cool.

***Also, hi everybody!! I'm back on the internet after a long hiatus thanks to Cox Communications, those fucks. Anyway, I'll put up a better blog entry soon, I swears it to ya!!