Tuesday, April 06, 2004

Here's an example of how stupid the world can be sometimes: Jennifer Lopez's mother won a $2.4 million jackpot playing the slots in Atlantic City. WHAT? Of all people, Jennifer Lopez's mother?? Her daughter has more money than she knows what to do with. The rich get richer, and the poor get nothing. I was hoping that the article would say she was donating the money to charity or something, but of course not. She's using it to set up a college fund for her other daughter's two kids. So why didn't J.Lo set up a college fund for them? Well let's see, between buying "bling" and new velour sweatsuits and Bentleys, and getting her hair, nails, and makeup done and having weddings all the time, she's just plain tapped out. Poor Jennifer Lopez. Now that I think about it, Thank you, God, for gifting Momma Lopez with $2.4 million. You are a fair and just God. Now I have to go give away all the money I have to my name to bill collectors and the IRS. Thanks again, God.

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