Here's what I think.
Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire: changed a lot of the story, didn't like Moody's eye, Moaning Myrtle is a whore, but overall a kick-ass movie.
Walk the Line: Joaquin Phoenix needs to change his name back to Leif. What's he trying to hide? Want to see this one, since The Cash kicked ass, but Reese Witherspoon needs to have her chin shortened. Her-"Baby, baby, baby!" Me-"Have a doctor fix your face."
Zathura: I didn't like Jumanji the first time I saw it.
Rent: No no no. The music to this one makes me feel ill. Especially that "Five Million twenty five thousand six hundred minutes..." crap. See? I don't even know the songs, but I've seen the damn AIDS-infested commercial so many times I know some of the damn words. Jeez. Shut up you diseased hipsters, you scare me.
Chicken Little: I want to see it, kinda. But I think I'll wait till it's on DVD or something. No movie is worth being in a crowded theater at a kids movie at christmas time.
Derailed: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....Jennifer Aniston......Zzzzzzzz.......Why do people love Clive Owen so much?......Zzzzzzzzzzzz....Aniston...........Zzzzzzz.....Roll Credits.
Get Rich or Die Tryin: I can't understand one word that comes out of this guy's mouth. Plus I didn't like 8 Mile the first time I saw it.
Aeon Flux: Even the previews for this one look boring to me. Keep off the grass!! Ha ha! *fart*
Yours, Mine and Ours: I didn't like Cheaper by the Dozen the first time I saw it. No wait, I didn't see it, but I STILL know I didn't like it.
Cheaper by the Dozen 2: See above. Also, can someone in Hollywood please tell the others to stop making these movies about stupid dads who never heard of condoms and slutty moms who can't keep their legs closed? Enough already.