If anyone reading this has any connection to Russell Crowe, like maybe working on a movie with him or something, please tell him to shut his mouth. Seriously, this guy sounds like the biggest piece of shit full-of-himself prick in the world. Not even J.Lo makes self-centered comments about herself like he does.
I was just reading an article about his band's new album, and here's a nice quote from Ole' Russ: "It is without doubt the most satisfying record I've ever made, and I know when you hear it you will be seduced by its beauty," he says humbly of the album, tentatively titled "My Hand, My Heart.".
Then he made this awesome comment about one of his songs, called "Raewyn":
"It is the only song I've ever written that has made both men and women cry, think, and call their parents, usually in that order. I have emails from Sting and Billy Bragg, two of my songwriting heroes that give testament to the quiet power of the song."
Give me a fucking break! Is this guy actually going to include said emails in the liner notes of his album, like, "Look you bastards, here's the black and white evidence that this song is AMAZING. Now like it!, you fucking yankees arsholes, or I'll beat yer face in!".
I can't stand Russell Crowe. I'm so sick of looking at his stupid, unshaven, bloated face. Why do directors cast him in stuff if he's so widely known for being such an asshole and has a reputation for being so hard to work with? Is he the only actor in Hollywood? I've seen some of his movies, and he's not bad, but he's no better anybody else.
Someone pop his big fat inflated head with a safety pin before he tries to run for King of Planet Fucking Earth, cuz he's so great.

Dang it!