Today my dad arrived in AZ for a visit. So far it's been really fun, and we've already came up with two new ice cream flavors for Cold Stone Creamery: "Venerial Drip" and "Butterscotch Testicle Crunch". Both would ideally be available with your choice of Chunky or Runny Hot Fudge.
My dad is awesome. This weekend we're taking him to Sedona and the Grand Canyon. More ice cream flavors to be announced shortly after our return.
And now....................Ken. By Request Only.