Here's some jerk in a Garfield costume. If I ever see anyone wearing this ever, I swear to god I will beat them with a garden hose.
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"Sir, if I had a rubber hose, I would BEAT YOU--"
Imagine if that guy walked into your job and you had to help him pick out beads. His giant fat orange hands would knock everything over. He'd turn and his fat back would knock over a whole tray of seed beads. What a mess, right?! Whew!
There was an entire message board thread about how much the Garfield comic strip is improved when you take out all of Garfield's thought bubbles. Jon becomes exponentially more losery.
Lisa, I just used that rubber hose line yesterday at a classmate! What are the odds?!?
Lengli, I am so happy other people use that line. It's one of my favorites, but it's also random and not everyone knows what it's from.
Here's another one I say a lot, "...No."
OK, that particular ...no. comes from Vacation. The fam is driving over the river and they see the St. Louis Arch and Clark starts saying all the facts about how high it is, and how you can take an elevator all the way to the top, and Rusty says:
R: "Cool! Dad, can we go up there?"
C: (slight pause)"...No."
And then a brief silence.
That is one of my current favorite ways to say no.And so far, only Trish recognizes it. Everyone else must think I'm a big no-agreeing jerk.
Oooh, good attention to detail. I actually don't know that one because my family only has a tradition of watching "Christmas Vacation", and I seem to only catch "Vacation" on television after it has already been on for about 45 minutes. So get me past Aunt Edna and I'm gold!
Oh, but this is also note-worthy:
Vickie: "I go steady. And I french kiss."
Audrey: "So what, everyone does."
Vickie: "But my dad says I'm the best."
And never forget... "Vickie, can I help you with that? Please?"
That man in the Garfield suit looks so creepy I don't know what to do. Except shudder.
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