Here's my costume. I was Little Red Riding Hood Who Kicked The Wolf's Ass With Her Nunchucks. You can't see it in the picture but I'm wearing my shark's tooth (which I am pretending is a wolf's tooth) around my neck.
We had so much fun at Greg's party, but I had quite the hangover this morning. Too much beer for Little Red. Lisa's costume looked awesome, and as soon as I load some pictures onto my computer I'll post some. She was the lady from "The Birds". And Greg made a kick ass chainsaw hand, and was Ash from "Evil Dead". Good times! Me on the other hand, I remember at one point putting my cup of beer in my basket, and taking swigs out of it. It probably looked funny, but I don't think anyone saw it. Other than that, I did some tap dancing and got into a heated Harry Potter discussion and Kane ate a Nestle Crunch Pumpkin witht the foil still on it. Ah, Halloween!
Have a great Halloween everybody!!

Last night before bed I was reading the news on azcentral.com. I happened to read about this, and ended up having this big, involved dream where I had to spread the word that C.C. Deville was going to jail, and had to tell people all over the place about him being arrested. I ended up at a water park somewhere that the people didn't speak english, and I was trying to explain who Poison was, and why CC was so important to America's future. There were also puppies on rafts going down the water slide. Then I woke up.
I think this dream must mean that I will become rich, but will lose all of my teeth.

In my quest for a halloween costume, I found this.

Yeah, that's a guy fucking a sheep. We as americans have hit a new low. Not only is he committing beastiality, but he also has the flap on the back of his long johns unbuttoned so his big white ass is comically sticking out.
This is the kind of costume that ruins the party.

I'm cleanin' house, bitches!
Tonight I went though my closet and got rid of 16 pairs of shoes, and 4 pairs of slippers. Earlier tonight I thought to myself,"Self, you have 4 pairs of plain black boots, and NONE of them fit you right or are comfortable. What the hell is your problem??". After giving myself a bloody nose and later apologizing to myself in the mirror, I decided to unload some of my extras. I don't need 100 pairs of shoes. No one does(unless they have 200 feet of course). Thursday I will drive them over to the salvation army, where they will no doubt provide salvation to all the needy stylish people out there.
I need to do this with my jeans too, because I keep buying more and more pairs all the time, and still none of them fit exactly right except for my one pair from American Eagle. They're the only pair I ever like to wear, but I can't only have one pair of jeans! I'd get kicked out of the girl club for sure! But I think I might do the tough love thing and give away exactly half of my jeans. Most of them I can't fit into anymore anyway, but it's somehow painful to admit that to yourself, and also admit that you've given up hope that they WILL fit again.
So that's what's going on with me. Let's see what's happening in your neck of the woods.....

One last thought before I sign off for the night.
Kane and I saw The Legend of Zorro the other night at a free screening. Not to ruin anything for you guys, but they should have called this movie "Zorro Gets Divorced and Hilarity Ensues!". This movie is a mix of the first Zorro movie and Looney Tunes and some other movie about divorces in the early 1800's. Also, were there divorces in the 1800's? I don't know about that....

"Shh! Don't tell anyone that divorces were not common practice in this time period, por favor! Sí!"
Anyway, see it at your own risk, that's all.

This just makes me sad. Can't people just lighten up for a minute and celebrate a day dedicated to fun and candy and pumpkins? People are too fucking sensitive now. One of the great things about Halloween is that it's for everybody- christians, jews, muslims, whoever. Anyone can put on a cheap plastic mask or some vampire fangs and be part of the holiday. This article is basically saying that Halloween is insensitive because it DOES exclude people. What people?? The people who believe in evil vampires? Are there any part-werewolf children in our schools who go home and cry to their were-moms about the unfair depiction of their species? Grow up. Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. Sad to think that it will probably all be gone completely one day.
Okay, angry blog over.
I don't have much time tonight, but I am going to post some of the pictures from Robert and Brianna's awesome wedding soon! We had tons o'fun, had a little bit much to drink, and on the drive home ended up making up jokes about transsexuals(?). Like "Tranny X-ing" and "Shhhh! Be Vewwy Vewwy quiet! I'm huntin' Twanny!". I don't know, it all made sense at the time.
Alright bitches. Trish OUT!

VAMPIRES DO EXIST!

And they're a lot less scary than we originally thought.

Today my dad arrived in AZ for a visit. So far it's been really fun, and we've already came up with two new ice cream flavors for Cold Stone Creamery: "Venerial Drip" and "Butterscotch Testicle Crunch". Both would ideally be available with your choice of Chunky or Runny Hot Fudge.
My dad is awesome. This weekend we're taking him to Sedona and the Grand Canyon. More ice cream flavors to be announced shortly after our return.
And now....................Ken. By Request Only.