Why do I want to leave AZ, you ask?
Perhaps this well give you an idea.
Report: Arizona leads nation in overall crime rate

Arizona dropout rate worst in U.S.

Apparent heat-related deaths in metro Phoenix up to 29

So apparently, people are too busy doing drugs and shooting and robbing each other to raise their children who then drop out of school, who then are too stupid to learn how to handle the hot weather and die. Or there's always scenario 2: people are too busy doing drugs and shooting and robbing each other to raise their children who then drop out of school, who are too stupid to learn how to swim and drown in their own pool. OH shit, I'm sorry these poor kids never get the chance to drop out of school! (I would have put this first, but today there were actually NO pool drownings. This is surprising b/c every day at least one dumb ass toddler wanders out to the pool after their drunk mother passes out, and drowns. Oh, what a shame. *Yawn*)
By the way, all of these articles are from today. Niiice.

Why do people keep movin here??