Thursday, January 08, 2004

I have a real problem with people who pronounce stuff stupid.
ACTUAL WORD............................COMMON MISPRONUNCIATION
supposedly.............................................supposably
height.....................................................heighth
sandwich................................................sanwidge
groceries................................................grosheries
railroad..................................................rareroad
wash......................................................warsh
Regina(as in the name)..........................Regina(sounds like Vagina)

My boss says that last one. She insists that it's the proper way to pronounce the name, in her native Canada. She makes no sense. HEY! Who here loved Ashton Kutcher's cameo in "Cheaper by the Dozen", huh?!?!! Oh, yeah I didn't see it either. Aaaaaaalright.
When will Ashton Kutcher be found dead in a pool of his own sick? And stop yelling everything instead of saying it! I think he might have some kind of hearing problem, and I think the solution would be to jam a screwdriver in his ear.
Shit.

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