Yes, another new background. Lately I can't seem to settle on anything, including decorative details.
Anyway, I would like to address this post to the party of 20 15-year-old cheerleaders/sorority girls-in-training at the Olive Garden in Paradise Valley tonight. You know who you are. Listen girls, if you don't want to make Trish mad, please don't interrupt a quiet dinner she is having with her sister to catch up, by shrieking and loudly imitating one another's laughter. Also, any comments about the film "Ever After" can be saved until later in the evening, when Trish is well out of earshot. In addition, leave the phrase,"I'll never forget the first time I saw Miss Congeniality 2..." out of your obnoxious conversation. Yes, we ALL fondly remember the first time we saw that spellbinding Sandra Bullock vehicle, we don't need to hear your story. And another thing, after paying your check for the evening, PLEASE EXIT THE RESTAURANT. Do not get our hopes up that you are leaving by rising from your rolling chairs, unfortunately only to allow one of your many bullimic friends to go reguritate her cannelloni in the toilet. Not fair to make Trish think that she might be able to hear her sister enough to talk to her. Lastly, and most importantly, don't propose to have a scavenger hunt in the Paradise Valley Mall, the same mall that Trish and her sister are planning to go to after they escape your horrible presence. I know you are exited to make up lists of stuff to "scavenge" in the mall, like, a copy of "The Notebook" on DVD or maybe some giant chandelier earrings, but please stop for a moment and think of how unpleasant you have already made the night for those around you. Do not spread the unpleasantness to another locale, and multiply it by 100.
Oh and to the conversation dominating, center-of-attention girl with the black and white dyed skunk hair---you're the fat one! SHHHHH!