Today at work I caught a shoplifter!!! Yeah, this lady totally put a bunch of crap in her bag, and I called her on it. She tried to act like,"Oh, I must have put this in my bag by mistake...", but she was totally stealing. I was like, "Bitch! Don't gimme none a dat trifle-ass bullshit!". Anyway, my bosses were so pleased with me they gave me a $100 bonus on the spot, as thanks for paying such close attention. I told them they really didn't have to, since the stuff the lady was stealing was only about $50, but they gave me the bonus anyway. I love my job.
The ironic thing is, this happens the day after I inadvertantly stole something from Ikea, a $2.99 pack of plastic jewels. They were in the bottom of my cart, and I didn't see them when I was putting my stuff up on the conveyer belt thing. Then when we got outside and we took our bags out of the cart I saw them. I felt guilty about it, but I figured to go back in for $2.99 when they were closing, it just wasn't worth it. But maybe today's events were to teach me a lesson! Thanks universe, lesson learned, and pockets lined.
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4 comments:
Great job! I picture you body slamming that lady to the ground while screaming "THIEF! THIEF!" and your bosses all standing around applauding and throwing $100 bills at you for your bravery. I love the photo, by the way. You make an awe-inspiring pig.
I am all moved in and yes, even my computer is all hooked up again! I am very happy. :)
Did you slap the cuffs on them and read them thier rights? Did you take a photo of the person and stick it up on the wall to warn future employees? I can just picture you getting rough with them.
That's awesome that you got a bonus out of it. That was really awesome of your boss.
I accidently stole a cup of coffee once. I was really busy in thought. I only have enough money on me to pay for the coffee. I didn't realize it till about 10 minutes when I thought WOW I have extra money..wait..wait when did I pay? Oh shit. So I worked an entire shift and went back and paid for it. They thought I was crazy.
Nicely done.
Why is it that Diana caught people stealing and was rewarded and you caught people stealing and were rewarded and when I caught people stealing I got jack? Frickin' Barnes & Noble bastards ...
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